I’d like to give the men out there a little online dating profile advice. Read carefully, because God knows you sure aren’t putting much thought into the composition/representation of yourselves on the numerous sites out there.

 

There can be things in an online profile that make me click delete before even opening your email. Please see below.

 

Profile Pictures-

• Your profile pic is of you in sunglasses.
• Your profile pic is from so far away I can barely see you.
• Your profile pic is of you with your dog.
• Your profile pic is of your dog.
• Your profile pic is of your shirtless torso (no head).
• Your profile pic is of your kids.
• Your profile pic is of you with a chick. (I don’t care if it’s your sister)
• Your profile is of you working out at the gym.
• Your profile pic is of a landscape.

 

 

Profile Do’s and Don’ts-

 

Do’s:

• Do put up accurate and recent pictures.
• Be accurate in the description of where you live.
• Be accurate in the description of your job.
• Be honest.
• Disclose what you are looking for. (Dating, hooking up, looking for a relationship), and be HONEST about it.
• Get through the interview process emails as quickly as possible and then ask to chat on the phone.
• After chatting on the phone and all goes well with that. Ask us out on a date. (no dilly dallying).

 

 

Don’t’s:

• Don’t lie about your age and then put in your profile that you made a mistake when entering it and the site wouldn’t let you change it. (We all know that’s bullshit).
• Don’t put (profession, business, a job, employed, superman, ask and I’ll tell you, entrepreneur) under occupation. We know that means you have a crap job or no job at all.
• Don’t post pictures from 10 years ago (duh, we can tell).
• Don’t write a novel under “a little bit about myself”, we just needs the basics. The truth will come out if we ever meet in person anyway.
• Don’t’ initiate contact with “Hi”. We need a little more substance then that.
• If you email me once and I don’t get back to you, don’t continue to email me like a stalker. (Thank goodness for the block this user feature).
• Don’t’ drag email back and forth for over a week. We don’t need a pen pal.

 

Example of a DON’T for a profile picture:

 

Now I don’t think these things are too difficult to abide by, but for many people they prove to be almost impossible.

 

Just a little word to the wise out there in the glorious world of online dating that we all love so dearly. Now please, read it and have your friends read it. It could very well save the craft of dating all together!

 

Keeping it short and sweet and as always….keeping it real.

 

More to come!

 

 

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